Remember the good ole’ days when Rolling Stone Magazine would put actual rock stars on the cover of their magazine? Well come March 17 we will have something much less awe inspiring to look at, a picture of Jersey Shore star Snooki riding a rocket.
As expected, Snooki talks about nothing interesting in the interview, mostly picking up guys, partying and her hair. Barf.
She tells the magazine:
““If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate [watching it]. I just hate it…The only person I’ve had sex with on ‘Jersey Shore’ is my boyfriend,” and “The guys you see me bring home, we’re only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we’re on camera and the whole world’s seeing it, and it does look like I’m having sex.”
Snooki also reveals a bit of information about the editing process on the show:
“Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party…”
Snooki also reveals that after the show ends:
I’m going to do more spin-offs, and if MTV doesn’t want them, another network will,” while adding “What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions…”
“I’m trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job,” and “I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk? It’s insane. I can’t. I’d like to finish my degree as a vet tech, but just to do that? I mean, what am I going to do?”
Yeah good luck with those plans Snooki. I would just like to point out the “America’s #1 Party Girl” slogan on the cover of the magazine is a big bag of bull. I knew plenty of girls in College who partied way harder than Snooki and who could hold their liquor way better as well.