Secret Service Bodyguard for Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt?

 

The U.S. Secret Service arrested 46-year-old Nelson Mercado for allegedly impersonating a federal agent in the hopes of securing a bodyguard position for Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt.

Mercado made false claims that he was a special agent for the Department of Homeland Security (wow, this guy shot for the stars) and was seeking employment by Brangelina’s security team, Sunset Protective Services. 

Besides being accused of using bologna pony credentials, Mercado also stands to face charges on a “fraudulently registered” Ford Crown Victoria with tinted windows & a police light package.  Well, you gotta do it up right when you’re trying to slip in the door, right?

If convicted, Mercado faces up to three years in prison.

Yowzers, what people will do….

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