Say Hello to Suri Cruise Holmes

 

 

  

Whether it be your first hello, or your fifth- make way for Suri Cruise Holmes. 

It looks like the offspring of Tom Cruise & Katie, I mean Kate, Holmes was born without the horns & bifurcated tail as I had earlier speculated.

Actually, Suri’s down right cute.  The much-awaited Vanity Fair photographs were well worth the wait I believe.

Make sure you check out the Katie Couric video here, which you’ve probably watched about a zillion times already.

Finally, the wait is over.  I don’t know what to do anymore.  That was my life dream & goal and I’m just not sure where to turn anymore.

Oh yeah, Britney’s red neck baby.  Yep, that might keep me going for a little longer.