Lucyna Turyk-Wawrynowicz (I would never remember how to spell my last name if I had that doozie) was sentenced Tuesday to one to three years in prison by a judge who said the defendant was “cleaning out” her celebrity employers’ valuables while cleaning their homes. Lucyna, who is an illegal alien from Poland (I could not restrain myself to show this in the above pic), pleaded guilty to grand larceny, forgery and identity theft.
When she pleaded guilty Feb. 8, Lucyna admitted to stealing a pair of diamond earrings from her client Robert DeNiro’s wife, Grace Hightower. Manhattan District Attorney Anne Schwartz stated that the earrings were valued at $100,000. Well, that is a lot of bills to be wearing around one’s earlobes.
What I wonder is what kind of agency hires these ladies for such high-end clients? Can I just put in an application to be Carrot Top’s maid, without any kind of background check? You would think that if you were going to hire a housekeeper for say, Prince, you would make sure they were not in the country illegally. But this could work in our favor, I could take photos, while hiding in the coat closet, when Carrot Top comes home and takes off his head, revealing that he really is Liza Minelli! I think I see an opening here. Who’s with me?
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The grossly-veined individual to your left truly is the Carrot Top.
