Porn Star to Run Against Arnold Schwarzengger

Well, it looks like you just need to be a muscle-bound, one-syllable-word-toting Austrian or a big-busted, empty-headed blonde porn star to run for California governor. 

Porn “actress”, when did we start calling them actresses?, Mary Carey has officially announced that she (and her two, large pillowy pals) will be running against Arnold Schwarzenegger in November’s California governor election.  Hooray.  I cant wait for the campaign slogans & pics. 

Boobsville Sorority Girls star Carey, who famously lost to Schwarzenegger in the 2003 election has altered her image a bit to be taken more seriously.

So far the porn actress has gathered only 40 of the 164,000 signatures required for her to register as an independent candidate. But that doesn’t deter Carey in the least who is confident that her campaign slogan, ‘Finally, a politician you want to be screwed by’, will be well-received by voters.  Yeah, I think my grandma is really into that kinda stuff.

She says, “I think I’m more serious now. As you can see I’m dressed more seriously. I’ve got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously.”

Wow.  What a winner.  She really has gone to a lot of trouble to get her hands on, so to speak, the California governorship- getting 40 signatures, accessing un-used brain cells to come up with a rather cute, if not crass, slogan & adding brown highlights.  I tell you- where does the girl find the time?

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