Paris Hilton & Ryan Seacrest Talk DUI Arrest

I know we’ve been saturated with this Paris Hilton DUI arrest but I thought it might be intesting to look at the Hilton & Ryan Seacrest transcript from Thursday.

Fresh from a DUI bust, see pics at Pink Is The New Blog, Paris called On the Air with Ryan Seacrest bright-eyed & bushy-tailed early Thursday morning to try & explain herself to Seacrest.  Here they are now, thanks to US Weekly.

Ryan Seacrest: “Paris, what happened?”
 
Paris Hilton: “You know what? It was nothing. I’ve been shooting my new music video for my new song ‘Nothing in This World.'”
 
RS: “So, you’re shooting those full days. Because when you do a music video its like a 24 hour day.”
 
PH: “Yeah. I got off last night at 10 p.m. So then I went and had dinner with my sister and all my girlfriends and then we went to this charity event that Dave Navarro threw for brain tumors.”
 
PH: “And I had one margarita. Starving ’cause I had not ate all day. On my way to In ‘N Out, which is probably three blocks away. And I’m in my SLR, which is a little fast…So maybe I was speeding a little bit
[Laughs]. And I got pulled over…. I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In ‘N Out burger!
 
RS: “So they pull you over, which the cops have done many, many times and what’d they say to you?”
 
PH: “They just said, ‘You were driving fast.'”
 
RS: “But then LAPD, the Hollywood division, took you in?”
 
PH: “Yeah. There was a lot of paparazzi around so I think they were trying to make a statement. And they even said, “You know, there’s people watching. We don’t want them to think we’re giving special treatment.”
 
Female radio cohost: “It’s the lead story! It’s before the President. You were before the President!”
 
PH: “Oh my goodness. Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings.”
 
Female radio cohost: “Did you ever get the burger? I don’t think you did!”
 
PH: “No and I had some pancakes just now that I cooked so that made up for it.”
 
RS: “So just to be clear, because a lot of people are going to see this story today, there is no DUI charge for Paris Hilton? I mean, that’s the bottom line — no charge.”
 
PH: “Yeah. They were really nice and it was cool and they understood that I had been working all day.”
 
RS: “They got all these photographers outside your house when you were coming home from the police department and I got to tell you, you looked pretty hot at that hour.”
 
PH: “Thank you [Laughs]. For being up since 5 a.m. working all day, that’s a big compliment!”

But hot with brains, now that’s a different story, Paris.