Paris Hilton Makes German Toilet Seat Famous

Whilst in Germany touring the countryside via helicopter, socialite Paris Hilton heard nature calling.  She, being the calm & considerate lady she is, tried to ignore the call until it came barking mad at her door. 

Paris demanded the pilot of the craft to immediately land the non-bathroom acommodating helicopter so she could relieve herself.  The quick-on-the-draw pilot realized he was close to a friend’s farmhouse & proceeded to land in his fields.  I’m not sure why Paris didn’t pee right then & there, it makes more sense for the Paris I know to show her thang in as public a place as possible. 

Hilton was able to make it to the German farmer’s house without a drop spilled & now the same German farmer is trying to turn lemons into lemonade, as it were.  The ingenious farmer is looking to auction the actual, don’t get too excited now, toilet seat the young hotel princess put her delicate derriere upon. 

I think I’m now going to erect a sign in my yard that states simply, “If you have any celebrity clout, please pee here.”  I think I could make a small fortune. 

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