Paris Hilton Acknowledges Mental Handicap

 

Oh, Paris– that thoughtful, conscientious, delicate & lovely lady is so misunderstood.  Did I hear someone say ‘Not!’? 

While visiting her latest prey, Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart, Paris Hilton seems to be admitting her mental handicap for the first time.  According to the residents of the exclusive apartment complex where Leinart resides, the pea-brained & mentally afflicted heiress thoughtlessly parks into handicapped spaces whenever she visits. 

I feel like this is the first sign of recovery for Paris.  First you have to realize that you do have a problem & then face it.  And with Barbie purse in hand & pettiness on her sleeve, Paris Hilton will overcome her mental handicap, by golly.  Or I’m not Brad Pitt.

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