She used to be known as the tag along of Paris Hilton then they had their fall out. Then she started dating one of the Madden brothers, got pregnant had to get married and now she is a mom. Definitely not a MILF, but just a mom and there is nothing wrong with that. But she always looks a bit weird to me and this camera angle isn’t helping her out too much in my opinion.
Her head looks too big for her body and her feet seem to be taken from the body of a WNBA player. However, since this photo was taken for a Japanese Vogue photoshoot you have to figure that they did it because they like anime and she does sort of look like an anime character here. The Japanese are much wiser than they let on. Even though we bombed them back to the stone age they have been secretly toiling away at a plan to get back at us and for some reason I have a feeling it includes Nintendo and Miley Cyrus. I can’t put all the pieces together yet, but I will one day. We can only hope I do it before it is too late.
Wonder why Nicole and Paris don’t hangout anymore. You just never know who your millionaire friends really are until they sex up your husband’s brother. I tell you…
