I know I’m talking early-mid 90s type of stuff here, but Nicole Kidman was definitely marriage material back in the day and you could definitely see why the Midget (Tom Cruise) put the ring on the finger. However, now she is just a ghost (oooooo did you catch that innuendo) of her former self.
You honestly can’t tell me she doesn’t look as if she could be married to the Joker in these pics. Penelope Cruz? Hot. Kate Hudson? Boyish chest, but hot. Even Dame Judy Dench pulls it off nicely. Kidman can’t even keep up with a woman that is 105 years older than her, something is wrong with that.
Of course this could be what happens to you if you divorce the leprechaun of Scientology. Now excuse me while I go off to protect my lucky charms.
