Natasha Lyonne Likes to Molest Dogs?

 

According to Us Weekly, 27-year-old Natasha Lyonne likes to get her on some doggie lovin’.  The sometimes-troubled actress turned herself in at a New York court Friday on charges of molesting her neighbor’s dog.

Lyonne was issued a warrant last January for not showing up for several hearings regarding a complaint from her neighbor who accused her of rushing into her apartment back in 2004.  Apparently Natasha picked up the poor pooch & yelled, “I’m going to sexually molest your dog.”

Wow, I have to admit, that’s kind of funny.  Unlike Us, I don’t really think that Natasha was or did sexually assault to dog.  It was probably one of two things (or a combination of both).  #1:  Natasha was on drugs, like usual, and saw the opportunity to reek havoc.  #2:  Natasha was sick of the dog barking day in & day out & decided to take matters into her own hands & her own wicked sense of humor.  It actually sounds like something my pal Jen would do….

The ridiculous charges are going to be dropped, but only if the actress can stay out of trouble for the next six months. Good luck with that one!

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