Our 2009 model of the year wasn’t going to rest on her laurels and let others like Doutzen Kroes steal her crown. Based on these pictures though it seems that it doesn’t matter who throws their name into the hat, Miranda owns it for now.
I just took some special pills and am starting to feel a bit lightheaded. I’m not using that as an excuse for my horrible writing because we all know that I could be getting a lobotomy performed on me and I would still write better than you. I’m just that damn good and when you have Miranda Kerr gracing your page do you really need to have quality writing? I mean lets be honest. If you can’t be honest that means you are lying. Every time you lie, Miranda puts on another piece of clothing. That is a very, very bad thing.
DON’T LIE! It is worse than Santa finding out you are bad. Could you imagine how much better the world would be if every time we did something bad, half-nude woman would put on a piece of clothing? I guarantee the world would be a better place instantly. In fact, I suggest Obama pass this through the Senate immediately.
Now I’m a politician, Miranda brings out the best in me. Kisses sweetheart.
