In act II of the Mel Gibson drunk driving saga, Gibson has plead guilty to having a blood-alcohol level of above the legal .08 limit. Yesterday in a Malibu court, Mel’s lawyers agreed to make a deal with the prosecutors to avoid any jail time for Gibson.
Under the deal’s terms, Gibson will have to attend a full year of Alcoholics Anonymous & pay a fine of $1200. But Mel has even gone a step further & said he will marry a Jewish woman to make amends for his now infamous anti-Semite slander.  No, actually he has volunteered to record a public service announcement vocalizing the hazards of driving while drunk.
I think Mel’s recording will go something like this, “Driving while under the influence of alcohol is never a good idea. For one- you could hit someone & that’s never good. Two- you could wreck your sportscar, and of course, that’s never very good either. But most importantly- you might start spouting off what you really mean about those damn Jews & nothing will ever be the same. So, remember- never drive while drunk ’cause you’re libel to speak your heart.”
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