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OK, I have to come out and say it: Marc Anthony is ugly. There’s really nothing left to say. He looks like a gerbil & I feel like I should put him in a nice, fresh cage with a running wheel. Does Jennifer Lopez dig the whole gelled up thing?
And according to my pals at Celebitchy, he’s kinda cuckoo too. How do you go from Ben Affleck- no top ten hottie, but better than gerbil boy- to Anthony? I don’t know. Maybe J-Lo just likes her pets.
