I always wanted to like Mandy Moore, but have issues doing so because she suffers from the too nice complex. Every woman needs to show a bit of a bad side and if not bad at very least feisty. Mandy just comes across as a person that spawned from Candyland was raised by Carebears. That isn’t sexy or attractive. We need some spice with that sugar girl.
Even Taylor Swift, the IT good girl, seems like she could produce a bad side at any second, but Mandy? No chance. To top it off she has a gigantically weird smile. I’m not sure if she just wasn’t feeling this photoshoot, but that can’t be her natural smile and if it is then no wonder she doesn’t star in more roles. You would have to find a role that requires no smiling for her to fill it. Only role I can think of would be a Madonna biopic or a zombie flick, which coincidentally are the exact same type of movies.
I will go on the search for more Mandy pics in hopes that she can redeem herself, but this isn’t a good start to the new year. In fact, I am going to be nice and make this my first post of the year just so it gets buried quickly because I am that nice of a guy. Mandy you can personally thank me by sending in a pic of you crying because if you smile like this then I have to figure a pic of you crying is sexy. It’s a bit backwards, but my logic is sound.