Theatre Royal is looking for hobbits, you game? Well, you’ll have to fit in under the five feet, seven inches banner and that most assuredly rules me out of the hobbit running.
The Central London theatre is holding auditions for the stage productions of Lord of the Rings, let’s hope it’s shorter than the movie & as good as the books.
The producers are looking for twenty hobbits to hire, preferably with hairy feet & toes. If you fit the bill, head on over & get to hobbiting.
