After tortuing you with Octomom in a bikini I figured I had to come back strong with something that everyone could enjoy. Everyone can enjoy Kylie Minogue because she is a good person that happens to be sexy. She fought cancer and came out the winner and that is always a good thing to celebrate.
I don’t think she has done anything of significance here in the state for two decades, but let’s not hold that against her. Sometimes you don’t have to do anything to actually be doing something. That paradox might be a bit too deep for you, but one day you will understand. There is a good chance you will be lying on your death bed when that day comes, but at least you can die peacefully with the knowledge that you now understand how the world works.
When that finally happens I hope you understand that you have Kylie to thank for it. That is the power of this woman. She is remarkable in every way and I’m not just saying that because she paid me $10,000. I’m saying it because I truly believe it and my beliefs are the only things keeping me together.
The bottle of Patron always seems to help as well. Booyah!
