Britney’s missed her drug tests, and Federline’s lawyers aren’t surprised. “She lives in a parallel universe,†one of his attorneys said (yeah—probably why she married your loser client in the first place).
Britney’s lawyer rushed to her defense, saying that Spears had missed calls because of her hectic album promotions schedule. The singer has also had to change her numbers frequently because of psychos or paparazzi. May be true, but the court specifically said that she had to have a urine test within one hour of the random court calls. “But you’re not a pop star with a No. 1 album to promote!†Brit’s lawyer said.
“Just because Ms. Spears is unable to return a call within one hour doesn’t reflect what kind of mother she is,” Kiley told reporters after the hearing. “It’s a nonsensical procedure. She could be in a movie or traveling. What matters is that she provides a sample within six hours and that she tests negative.”
