The judge granted Britney 3 monitored visits a week, but only if she childproofs her home, takes weekly random drug and alcohol tests, and meets with a parenting coach (we assume courses will include “why you can’t drink vodka while breastfeeding” and “good mommies don’t flash photographers”). Â
Britney’s been reported to yell at her tots, “You were both mistakes!” No, Britney, you are.
