Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame doesn’t just want to stick to his day job of annoying America while constantly flashing his abs, he wants to release a full rap album, probably about going to the gym, tanning, and how hard it is to be a juiced up guido making $10k an episode for basically doing nothing.
Sorrentino spoke with PopEater and said that while he’s released one song about his abs and life, he’s currently in the studio to work on a few remixes which will be featured on an upcoming full album:
“I’m lyrically gifted, so to speak, and definitely not too bad on the mic at all.”
Unfortunately for Mike his “lyrically gift” is more of a “ear bleeding curse.”
Listen to his awful first single below:
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.