Last time we saw Jenny from the block she wasn’t looking so hot in her outfit. I even had the nerve to question whether she lost her stuff. I know, I know, how dare I question such a thing, but if she had worn an outfit like this one New Year’s we would still be singing her praises today. Instead we tried to push her out of our mind as quickly as possible.
Seriously, doesn’t this piss you off a little bit? We all want to love Jennifer, but then she pulls stunts like she did on New Year’s and it makes us not want to love her anymore. Now we get to see this type of outfit in the middle of January for no apparent reason at some floozy party. You ripped us off Jennifer and now we are all expecting nude pics.
This is not a joke. Stop making movies and albums. Focus on your nude modeling. That is where you have always excelled. What? You never did it before? Well I imagined and I see it working out very, very well for you and I am a person that should be trusted.
Trust that.
