For the record I love me some Zoe Saldana. She is nothing but hot with the sauce and some chicken wings on the side. Unfortunately, that is exactly what she needs to get on, less hot, less sauce and more chicken wings. I understand some women just have the type of frames that are tiny, but we can fix that because we use to be tiny. And by we I mean you because I am svelte like no other.
Anyways, Zoe was the one reason to watch Star Trek and I know she is being pimped for Avatar, but you don’t even get to see her. You get a blue version of her with a tail and while that may appease the freaks out there, I need a woman with wings if she is going to be and alien. Tails just get in the way when you are getting frisky in the bedroom, but with wings you can jump out the window and she can fly you away when her husband gets home.
You think that makes me a bad person? I don’t break up happy human homes, but aliens? They deserve to have their families broken up. I can’t stand their kind. Scum. They stare at you with those big ol’ eyes and act like we don’t know they can read our thoughts. My thoughts are mine and mine alone so get the hell out of my head! Big heads taking all the pillows I can never get any sleep.
This entry was brought to you by Avatar which opens this Friday. That was a lie to trick the aliens.
