This might sound silly, but I am of the opinion that Heather Graham has never really gotten her fair shot in Hollywood. If you watch the movies she is in, she doesn’t do too bad of a job. The movies themselves usually suck with the exception of Swingers, Boogie Nights, and The Hangover, but that isn’t her fault. You have to do work in Hollywood to get more work and she is just doing what she needs to do to survive.
Now, if she looked like this all the time then she could definitely pull more gigs that go beyond the giggly, bubbleheaded blonde. We don’t mind her in those roles because we (who in the hell is we by the way?) like the goods that she carries and by goods we mean her body. No reason to beat around her bush.
Which brings me to my next question although I never presented you with a first question. How many actresses in Hollywood keep it old school and don’t bother shaving down there? Most of them have roles that don’t feature that part of the body so I’m thinking 83% of them don’t bother introducing the honey pot to a razor. They can get tail whenever they want so it’s not like they have to worry about chasing away any potentials so my number might be lower than reality.
Don’t tell me you don’t think about these things. I do. It’s these type of questions that keep me up at night. That and the fact that I can’t sleep next to my mom when she is snoring.
