God Help Us, Paris Hilton Still Wants to Act

Paris, Paris, Paris.  Don’t you know that not only are you a terrible singer, you are a horrible actor.  Anyone who has seen House of Wax, can certainly agree with me here.  Now, if you saw One Night in Paris, you may not agree, but I’m willing to take that chance. 

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton  recently told Hello! magazine that she is ready & willing to embark on a serious acting career. 

“I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up,” the 25-year-old delusional Hilton stated.  Yeah, I’ll bet more than half those movies are porns, wouldn’t you think?

Apparently (laugh, laugh) Paris has even been reading The Power of the Actor by Ivana Chubbuck, acclaimed acting coach, so she must be serious about something.  I don’t think Paris reads unless her life depends on it, she’s more of a picture-looker.  Maybe she has a “special” edition of Chubbuck.

“I think I can become a good actress,” Hilton goes on to state.

“It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Yes, what you can do as an actress.  I’ll give you the porn gamut, but I just don’t think The Pursuit of Happyness or any other serious role is your gig, babe.

You tell me- Does Pairs Hilton have a chance in hell to become a serious actress?

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