When you look this good all the time you need to start challenging yourself by seeing if it is possible to make yourself look ugly. Do you think she could get it done? I’m not so sure, that is the power of her sex. She would attempt to wear something that looks horrific and her body would lash out and simply reject it like the body rejects someone else’s organ. It just isn’t going to happen.
She wants to star in a horror movie, but can’t because the makeup artists get torn to shreds. It’s not like she tries to lash out on them, her nails simply grow ten inches long and do their thing. She can’t get thrown into jail because it really isn’t her that is doing the damage. She doesn’t even have to plead insanity, she just has to plead “I’m too sexy to even be sitting in this courtroom” and it works.
If you ever need a lawyer hire her to just sit next to you. She doesn’t know anything about law, but she doesn’t need to for the reasons given above. This might be the perfect woman that for one reason or another is going to end up being a lesbian. Can’t you see it happening? They already stole Portia de Rossi from us and next will be Emmanuelle. If she went to Ellen I wouldn’t mind, but Ellen is taken so now I do mind.
Hippy lesbians. We aren’t friends.
