I was just going to cheat on this entry and leave you with a title and some images, but then I realized you don’t come here for the pictures of hot celebrities, you come here to read what I have to say. It would be cruel of me to leave my fans wanting so I am back once again to talk to you.
I’m not even going to talk about the woman above because she does her own talking. That is why we are married…in the future. I had no idea she was a traditional woman that believes you should be married before having kids. If I had known that I wouldn’t have seduced her so quickly on the first date at CiCi’s. You probably don’t even know what CiCi’s is.
It is a wonderful place that serves pizza by the buttloads. It’s a pizza orgy and they have so many different kinds you might find yourself never leaving. If you have a tight, skinny chick don’t take her there though. Her inner big girl will come out and she will chowdown to downtown all around the big clown, if you know what I’m saying. If you don’t know what I’m saying you need to go read some Dr. Seuss because I just laid down some epic rhyming schemes on your face.
The rich get quick when they dig the ditch up on the stich looking for a witch. Word.
