Dustin Screech Diamond Porn Tape to Launch

 

Well, it looks like the day & Dustin Diamond have finally come (ha ha ha).  Saved by the Bell’s Screech will be releasing his porn unto the world.  Is this a sign of the apocalypse?  I feel certain that it might be.

David Hans Schmidt, of Paris Hilton sex tape fame, has struck a deal with to distribute Dustin Diamond’s sex tape. While Screech has publicly protested the sale of his threesome, it did not stop the former actor from stopping by The Howard Stern Show & MSNBC Wednesday to discuss the disgusting details.

All I have to say is this:  barf.