Dina Lohan Likes to Do It in Restaurants

While daughter Lindsay Lohan was off filming in Hollywoodland, mom Dina Lohan took over the firecrotch torch in New York City Wednesday night.

Dina was spotted at NYC’s Kobe Club wearing a “really short dress and boots” which fellow diners didn’t mind too much, but what the diners did mind was Dina spreading them wide underneath her table & letting her date go to town.  Come on, who isn’t for a bit of public, I mean public, affection?

According to a Page Six source, a gentleman (we use that term loosely) sitting next to Lohan was “all over her”. 

“Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress,” the source reveals.

“The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes.”

Gag & vomit.  Apparently after the gentleman realized that he was being watched, he stopped the action altogether.

A rep for Dina stated, “That’s a disgusting lie and it’s completely untrue.”

But it’s still hilarious nonetheless.  I’m crossing my fingers for pictures, aren’t you?

So, you tell me- Who’s the biggest firecrotch, Dina Lohan or daughter Lindsay?

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