Are Dave & Pam finally ready to move on? The bitter divorce between David & Pamela Hasselhoff which has seen its fair share of domestic violence allegations and restraining orders may be close to an end. It looks like both parties are agreeing to the terms reached in their divorce settlement. David will be carted off to Germany to live out his days with a house of six sexy frauleins and Pamela will have her own reality TV show, “My Life with David- Living with the Ape Man”.
TMZ.com has allegedly obtained court documents which include David Hasselhoff’s lawyer, Marci Levine, stating in an email, “We believe that we may have reached a full resolution of the custody and visitation issue and are in the process of preparing a formal judgment.”
The memo asks that all restraining orders and ape hair removal regiments to stay in effect for the time being. The former Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff is to “remove his personal effect from the family residence” on April 19, provided that there is a “neutral, third party present at the exchange”.
So, now that we have the kids worked out, what about the property settlement? Man, are we going to have to go through this mess again? One thing’s for sure, I know Pamela will be happy to start taking down all those tacky posters of David from the early years. What was he thinking? Hairy speedo ape man & the naked with shar peis poster? The guy clearly has issues, or his agent does.
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