Britney Spears to Give Away Kevin Federline Sex Tape

 

Free porn anyone?  E-Canada is reporting today that Britney Spears, who won $10,000 playing blackjack this weekend, is beating estranged husband Kevin Federline to the punch.  Spears is allegedly “seriously thinking about” giving away the famed sex tape of herself & K-Fed on their honeymoon.  The four-hour long tape is said to be as juicy as a Florida orange, and Brit isn’t going to let K-Fed make any orange juice with the deal. 

During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.

“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”

Ahhh, wouldn’t that be perfect?  Threatened with a soon-to-be distributed sex tape, Britney lets Kevin have it by making the whole thing available to the public at large.  I like it, screw K-Fed any way you can, and that’s probably the theme of the porn anyway.

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