Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi debuted her first foray into writing this week, showing off A Shore Thing a book about the tanned lifestyle of a Guidette.
The book is a “fictionalized” tale of Snooki’s own exploits on the shores of the Garden State.
The main character “Gia” is a “carefree, outspoken party girl” that party’s all around the Jersey Shore while looking for Guido love.
If you don’t want to pay $24 for the book, here’s just one chuckle inducing excerpt that have begun circulating around the web:
“Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky….He had an OK body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila. down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.”
That’s all I can bare to post. Snooki’s in on the joke….right? I really hope so.
