Congratulations to Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds! The two got married this weekend, in a quiet wedding in the Canadian wilderness.
Ready to reconcile?
Do we smell romance in the air? Salma and her ex went on another date — and sources say they looked very happy together. Aaaw, that’s sweet. We’re suckers for happy endings.
Janet cancels tours
What’s wrong with Janet Jackson? She’s canceled her tours because of an undisclosed illness — and none of her reps want to tell anyone what it is. Is it like the, uhm, “rare skin disorder” that her brother has?
Family bestows estate to Matilda
We give three snaps in Z formation to the family of Heath Ledger, who voluntarily gifted Matilda with Heath Ledger’s estate. The actor wasn’t able to update his will before his death to accidental overdose — but since SOME people actually have a conscience, Heath’s parents and ex wife Michelle waived any claims so Matilda would have full share of her father’s assets.
Unfortunately, the insurance company lawyers aren’t as humane… They’re trying to rule the death a suicide to avoid claims. Someone should slam a pencil through THEIR hands.
Adnan threatens to release sex tape
It was only a matter of time. Britney Spears’ former lover Adnan Ghalib is marketing a supposed sex tape that they made together.
The slimebag.
Now that he’s out of her life (and she’s actually on the way to normalcy) he just has to cash in on his 30 seconds of fame, doesn’t he?
What’s the matter, Adnan? Can’t find another crazy woman who’ll actually want to date you?