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Oprah apologizes to her students

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Oprah and her girls

 

What’s up with the universe?  First Ellen Degeneres breaks down over an adopted pet that was seized from her possession because she gave it away to her friend. Now Oprah’s distraught, apologizing to the students of her school, who have filed complaints of sexual harassment and other abuse against administrators.

Good intentions, bad results, and a lot of public self-flagellation. We feel for you ladies, but as Dr. Phil would say, get a grip on that Messiah complex, give yourself a break, and leave the dramatics to Britney Spears.

Till death do us party!

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Paris Hilton and dogs

 

I bet Santa never heard a wish like this.  Paris Hilton’s big dream is to defy death—her body preserved for a century, along with that of her dogs. She’s even invested a “huge amount” (gasp even bigger than what she spends on bags!) in the Cryonics Institute. (That’s “tech speak” for “the world’s largest freezer”).  While Cryonics may seem like the most extreme anti-aging measure ever taken by a celebrity, it’s a profound moment for Paris. She’s said that she’s tired of years of empty partying and wants to “leave her mark on the world”.  Gosh, girl, couldn’t you just have written a check for starving children?

Britney “shoots” paparazzi!

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Poor Britney!

“Leave me alone, or I’ll shoot!”So Britney seems to threaten paparazzi who were hounding her and Sam Lufti at a gas station. And she did – spraying them with windshield wiper fluid.

It’s the latest tactic in the long-running chase between the popwreck and paparazzi. Oh come on, Brit, admit it. You love the attention. It’s the only camera time you’ll get after you “wiped out” your career.

Britney “shoots” paparazzi!

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Poor Britney!

“Leave me alone, or I’ll shoot!”So Britney seems to threaten paparazzi who were hounding her and Sam Lufti at a gas station. And she did – spraying them with windshield wiper fluid.

It’s the latest tactic in the long-running chase between the popwreck and paparazzi. Oh come on, Brit, admit it. You love the attention. It’s the only camera time you’ll get after you “wiped out” your career.