Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat
All this buzz about Tom Cruise for President. Not such a bad idea — his smile may just ease the diplomatic mess created by the Bush administration, though he just has to stop jumping up and down couches to be taken seriously by the G7. Katie would make the cutest First Lady since the young Jackie O, complete with the hint of disturbing family secrets. (The Church of Scientology being only slightly less foreboding than the Mafia.)
Yesterday / all my troubles seemed so far away / now my ex looks like she’s here to stay / unless a hundred million bucks I pay …
 Okay, we’ll leave writing the lyrics to you, Paul, but you’re better at writing love songs than picking lovers. In a shocking British TV interview, she broke down and blamed media for “ruining her life and turning it into a prison” and reiterated that she had proof that would ruin him
Oh, we’d believe your “poor wife” bit if you weren’t asking for $100 million dollars and blackmailing to get it. Save it for the judge.
Yeah, you’re probably sick of hearing about Britney, but things just keep getting better and better. The divorce courts have released details of their financial situation
Get this: Kevin nets about $7,000 a year, not enough for his monthly rent.  Brit gets, oh a zillion times more (ok, about $750,000 a month) and can spend excessively, but at least she pays her own way.  Hate to say this, but she’s Kevin’s meal ticket — and he knows holding on to her two boys are the only way to get her to save his sorry ass from welfare. Kevin, you loser, get a real job.   Â
Yeah, you’re probably sick of hearing about Britney, but things just keep getting better and better. The divorce courts have released details of their financial situation
Get this: Kevin nets about $7,000 a year, not enough for his monthly rent.  Brit gets, oh a zillion times more (ok, about $750,000 a month) and can spend excessively, but at least she pays her own way.  Hate to say this, but she’s Kevin’s meal ticket — and he knows holding on to her two boys are the only way to get her to save his sorry ass from welfare. Kevin, you loser, get a real job.   Â
Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen were caught liplocking at the Rose Bar of Gramercy Park Hotel. Guess they couldn’t get a big table, since she spent most of the night sitting on his lap.
Lance just broke up with designer Tory Burch in October, since she couldn’t deal with a long distance relationship. He nor Ashley couldn’t be reached for comment, their lips, er, sealed.
