She was named the upcoming of the year by yours truly. However, the only title she seems to be earning so far this year is clown of the year with her ridiculous makeup and wardrobe choices here. Maybe that is how teenagers roll today. They go around wearing what they believe is cool clothing, only to look back later and realize how outrageous they look.
Most people would consider outrageous to be a good thing, but indeed it isn’t. Why else would the word out be in outrageous if it wasn’t meant to be a totally ridiculous thing? When something makes perfect sense then you must understand that the likelihood of it being true is actually false.
Oh and she is single now, but would you really want to date her? I mean it is cool to date the goodie goodie girl because behind the scenes they actually turn out to be the freakier girls, but she might actually be the goodie goodie queen. I mean, you would figure the tooth fairy would be a bit rowdier than this chick and believe me, it takes a lot of Patron shots to get the tooth fairy to do what you really want.
I can’t tell you the size of the last bar tab we had and she didn’t even offer to pay for it. Something about needing the money to put under some kid’s pillow or something. Like I would believe anyone had a job like that, what do I look like? The Easter bunny? Stupid tooth fairy.
