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AnnaLynne McCord…Good From Far?

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I’m sure most of you have heard the saying, good from far, but far from good, right? This seems to be the case with AnnaLynne McCord. We saw her last week and she had some buther face going on. Not butter face. Buther face. Sounds like butter, but it’s pronounced, “but her”. Everything looks good, but her face. Get it?

Now she is walking around town in a see-through shirt trying to make up for the debacle last week. That is officially the first time I have ever used the word debacle in a sentence and I honestly never figured it would happen because of AnnaLynne McCord. Maybe she really does have something special going on here.

That basically sums up my viewing experience. I could be waiting in line at the Apple Store getting my hands on the new iPad, but instead I am stuck here writing about buther face women. Life is good? Suck it.

Rose McGowan as a normal person

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I know she has been on a normal kick for years now, but when I think of Rose I can only imagine the time she was with Marilyn Manson and was the supergoth chick. Now she is the “why did you get plastic surgery on your face” chick, which is only a step above depending on how the surgery worked out. Maybe it wasn’t surgery and just too much collagen in the lips, but it wasn’t a good look.

I watched her in Nip/Tuck not too long ago and I wanted to like her, but I just couldn’t bring myself to it. She has seen better days and hopefully a better day will soon see Rose again. I’m feeling the outfit though so at least she has that going for her. Stockings on a chick always seem to work out when they are on the right body.

Of course that applies to almost anything. Anything and everything, but only usually something always work on the right body.

Michelle Trachtenberg is almost an Amanda Bynes

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Yesterday, I talked about Amanda Bynes and how she isn’t that bad on the eyes. Well, Michele Trachtenberg follows the same Nickelodeon class as Amanda and she isn’t that bad on the eyes either. If anything she reminds me of Anne Hathaway with her fair (aka pale as all hell) skin and some people like that. Not as if she could change it.

As for her acting career I don’t remember anything after Euro Trip and we all know the goods we got to see in that so it’s kind of weird to not see her in anything else. I have a feeling that if I went to her IMDB page I would a long list of TV cameos. Not necessarily a bad thing, but maybe I had higher expectations for her.

No doubt she will come to surprise me in the future, but the competition is rough out there and good ol’ Nickelodeon probably isn’t going to call back any time soon. Keep your head up and your clothes down Michelle and you should rebound nicely.

Emmanuelle Chriqui is slipping

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Chriqui is a crowd favorite here at Celebrific, but you have to feel that she is starting to rest on her sexy laurels and not upping her beauty game any. If anything she is getting careless and sloppy and this is not a good thing. However, if it is a strategy then it is brilliant.

You get everyone to start being down on you and then after a while you come out of left-field with a killer look and once again everyone is talking about you. I can only hope that this is her strategy because I love what she brings to the table. She is a good actress who seems to be pretty level headed. She almost saved Zohan, but in the end nobody could save that movie.

So let’s pray that this is the strategy that she is going with because we don’t get too many exotic beauties like this gracing the silver screen. If she needs more tips she is more than welcome to come over and we can have a few words over a bottle of Patron and some bread, because nothing goes with Patron quite like some bread.

Lindsay Lohan is in my closet

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I can’t tell you how many times this happens. I come home from a hard day at work only to find some celebrity mooching in my closet trying on the clothes that I stole from their closet. I mean don’t they understand the hard work I put in breaking into their homes, finding the clothes I want and sneaking back out again? Apparently they don’t and they believe that we are playing some game here because then they do the same thing to me.

Unbelievable the type of pressure I am put under in these situations. I never know what to do. When I catch them do I call the cops and report that they are trying to steal goods that I stole from them initially or do I get my camera and make this a fashion show? In this case I decided to make it a fashion show and I have to admit, it isn’t that bad.

I’ll give Lindsay one thing, she may be batcrap crazy, but she has the personality of a sea dragon and that is a very good thing. We had fun during this shoot, but it was a bit awkward afterwards as we didn’t know what to do. I decided that she could keep one piece of clothing and if she wanted the rest she would have to break in and not get caught. Let’s see how she pulls it off.

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