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Lindsay Lohan gets cuffed again

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Lindsay Lohan screws up again.

The actress has skipped too many hours of community service, which was part of her probationary sentence. I mean, really, how hard is it for her to drop by a Woman’s Center a few days a week? But nooo, she rarely went, and even when she did, she skipped out after an hour or an hour and a half.

So the Los Angeles judge finally felt enough was enough, revoked her probation, and set $100,000 bail. If the next hearing doesn’t go her way, Lindsay could end up in jail. To “mitigate” any sentence that she may have to serve, the judge ordered her to do service at a morgue. (That should be interesting.)

So Lindsay was cuffed by a deputy and escorted out of the court. Naturally she posted bail, which could hurt the pocket considering she hasn’t had any decent work lately. Frankly if I were her mother I would’ve let her spend some time behind bars. She needs a wake up call. Never mind all her lawyer’s pleading that she’d been doing well as a volunteer (in the little time she actually did it) and was dutifully attending her Shoplifters’ Avoidance class. Her report said, “She exhibited a very positive attitude and was more than willing to complete each and every written assignment on a timely basis. We believe that she has acquired new skills to resist the impulse to take things that don’t belong to her.”

Yeah, and the dog ate my homework.

Photocredit: lifegossip.com

Another Disney star gets arrested

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So much for young and wholesome. Mitchel Musso was caught DUI. He is best known for his role in the show Hannah Montana, where he played Miley Cyrus’ close friend and sidekick.
Yeah, we know, who really cares about his teen semi-star, but we’re just saying that this is a disturbing trend among those Disney channel kids. They act all fun and cutesy on the show, build a fan base among kids who think they’re cool and funny and popular, and then they go out and do something stupid.

Seriously, driving while drunk? Mitchel isn’t of legal drinking age. He’s only 20, so at this point even taking a sip of beer is illegal. And then he consumes well over .08, and drove past an intersection, and wouldn’t follow the cops when he was caught…

Not exactly what you’d call model behavior, huh?

But then we’re not surprised. There’s the classic case of Lindsay Lohan, another cute little kid star whose life is now a trainwreck. And Britney Spears kind of lost her head (and her hair) too for a while.

Next thing we know, Mickey Mouse gets caught for dealing crack.

Photo credit: idol ko

Is Jennifer Lopez dating Bradley Cooper?

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Jennifer Lopez is keeping mum, but these pictures say it all. Bradley was spotted in Los Angeles with a woman who looks eerily familiar. Oh come on, Jennifer, you think hiding behind your hands is enough? You know it’s you, and the fact that you’re ducking away from papparazzi only gives us more reason to wonder what’s going on. What are you guys trying to hide? Especially when both your reps refuse to give any comments.

Jennifer and Bradley have been hanging out for at least a month, when they were seen having dinner in New York. They said it was just for work—but we’ve heard that line before. And someone close to Jennifer has said that after that date in New York, the two “stayed in touch” and that she “ does like his attention, and it makes her feel good that he seems so into her.” There also seems to be a lot of chemistry between the two. “She has a fun time with Bradley and he makes her laugh.”

Well nothing to be ashamed of—after all, Jennifer Lopez is divorced, and there’s no law against her going out and having fun again!

Photo credits: Dailymail.co.uk, commentsquare.com, mjbstar.com, blog.jokeroo.com

Lindsay Lohan’s teeth are rotting!

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Lindsay’s got a whole lot of issues. Career on the downswing, running behind on her hours of required community service, missed court hearings…and now, really bad teeth.

The showbiz world was talking about her yellowed, seemingly decaying teeth at a recent red carpet appearance. Sources also said that her hands were smeared all over with nail polish and grime.

So is this a sign of how messed up her life has become? Everyone knows she’s been neglecting her health, but it takes a whole lot of stupidity for a celebrity to show up at a paparazzi-filled event and not even bother to floss, or wash her hands for that matter.

The only celeb who ever showed up that disheveled was Amy Winehouse, and look what happened to her.

Lindsay Lohan’s rep said, “I think of all the things going on in the world today — from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to political unrest — there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.” He added that “this thing with the teeth is the most absurd things I’ve ever been asked to confirm.”

But given how vain celebs are, the photos of the teeth may be enough to wake her up and do something about her life and get it together.

5 highest paid models

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They’re thin, beautiful and rich. Meet the world’s highest paid models. Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen leads the pack with $45 million. She endorses many brands, including Dior and H&M.

Heidi Klum comes a far second with $20 million. And she’s proving to be as smart as she is pretty, showing her business acumen. She recently did a joint project with New Balance, where she will be designing apparel. She’s also a partner and host for Project Runway and is also working on another show.

Kate Moss comes in third with a $14 million deal, in large part to her design deal with Topshop. Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima comes in at fourth at $8 million, while fellow Victoria’s Secret beauty Alessandra Ambrosia raked in $5 million.

Kind of unfair, don’t you think? Just smile at the camera and you’ve got a fat paycheck. Although to be fair, their job does require them to swear off French fries and chocolate—in fact, many model’s contracts have strict weight requirements. Is earning $40 million worth living on carrot sticks and sparkling water? Or dieting like a madwoman just weeks after giving birth in order to prove that you’ve still got “it”? Every job’s got a price.

photo credit: models.com