Ashton Kutcher on Marc Jacobs & Football

The once model Ashton Kutcher recently attended Fall Fashion Week with his sexy wife Demi Moore.  Interestingly, Kutcher had pen & pad in hand as everyone was waiting for the Marc Jacobs new fall line to hit the catwalk.  Apparently the 28-year-old actor was working on a column for the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar.  I don’t think I originally thought of Kutcher as the writing sort, but I can see it. 

Here’s a little snippet from the pending column:

“It’s 9:11 pm on the evening of 9/11, and Marc Jacobs’s first look hits the runway one hour and 11 fashionable minutes late. Trust me, that’s exact. I know because I am counting the seconds until I can get home and catch the end of the year’s first Monday Night Football game. (The odd thing is it seems as if I am the only one here who is aware we are missing it.)”

Wow, pretty well-stated for Ashton me thinks.  But here’s the doozie.  When Ashton is asked by his wife Demi, how she looks, he never quite knows how to answer that terrible question.  Here’s Kutcher now,

“I can explain the Pythagorean theorem. I can break down the elements of the periodic table by atomic weight. I can tell you what year the Bears won the Super Bowl and name all the Great Lakes-Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior. But this is the most treacherous question known to man.”

What do you think- What is the best way to answer this treacherous question?

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