A survey conducted by some shady beauty supplier shows that Angelina Jolie is considered the most beautiful star of the ’00s.
The survey, conducted by cosmetics retailer Superdrug, placed Kylie Minogue at third, while Catherine Zeta-Jones came fourth. Scarlett Johansson, Keira Knightley, Beyoncé, Liv Tyler and Halle Berry all also made the top ten.
To no ones surprise I have at least hugged all of these women. And how bad do you feel for Jennifer Anniston? She finished second once again to Jolie. I mean, can this woman ever catch a break? Dates Vince Vaughn, gets dumped and he gets married. Dates John Mayer, who cheats on her about a million times and follows that up with sex with Lindsay Lohan. She is just getting dumped on by life left and right.
I figured Jolie would eventually feel bad for her and offer some moral support to boost her self-esteem. I mean she is reaching that age where marriage and kids are simply out of reach. I went to Jolie to ask if she feels bad about any of this and she didn’t say anything. She just gave me a look.
She is not a very nice lady at all.
