Alessandra,
Let me apologize for last night. I figured since you were Brazilian you liked a little bit of the dirty stuff and I once saw something on the web so umm, well…I PUT IT ON YA. Look, if I knew it was going to cause you to throw out your back before your photoshoot I wouldn’t have…nah I still would’ve PUT IT ON YA!
Next time bring your A-game or I’m going back to Miranda Kerr. Latina women coming into my bedroom bringing that weak stuff, I don’t have any words left for you.
Oh, one more thing, you aren’t even that good of a kisser and thanks for washing my back.
Love Always,
MrAlmostWrong
