Martha Stewart Talks Prison Sex & Dating with Howard Stern

And who would you least expect to stop by Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show?  Michael Jackson?  No.  The Pope?  No.  Martha Freekin’ Stewart.  Now if that’s not a match made in heaven, I don’t know what is….

On December 14, Stewart dropped by Stern’s studio for a quickie Q & A about prison life where good ole Martha spent some time after being convicted of insider trading in 2004, but that’s old new now.  Here’s the scoop on Martha, the possibility of sex with Sir Anthony Hopkins & prison love: 

On Martha’s Past & Short Crush on Howard- WHAT?!!!!

Martha Stewart: “I don’t have a lot of offers to go out on dates.”

Howard Stern: “I thought there was a point you wanted me.“

Martha: “I did…but then I met you.”

On Martha’s Quickie Relationship with Sir Anthony Hopkins:

Martha: “I wish more men would ask me out, actually.”

Howard: “Men are afraid of you.”

Martha: “I know, that’s the whole problem.”

Howard: “Sir Anthony Hopkins…you dated.”

Martha: “Oh, I loved him, but he was…scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine, I have this beautiful home in Maine…but then I revisited because I saw that movie again, [Silence of the Lambs]. I couldn’t get past the Hannibal thing with him. I couldn’t get past it – do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?”

Howard: “What you bring up is true because I had Linda Blair when she was very young on my show, it was after The Exorcist and she was kind of coming on to me, and I was like ‘That’s the chick who’s possessed.’”

Martha: “I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins but I couldn’t get past the Lecter thing.”

On Prison Love & Business:

Martha: “I managed to find a group of women there who were intelligent, had a lot of talk about.”

Howard: “Who came on to you?”

Martha: “Some girls that looked like boys.”

Howard: “What would they say to you?”

Martha: “They would ask me for lunch, a lunch date. They also wanted to learn. I’d have lunch with them. There were girls with mustaches and there were girls with beards. First they’d ask about business. They all had business plans. Everybody in prison has a business plan.”

So, what do you think of little miss goodie two-shoes Martha Stewart now?

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