Charlie Sheen is an idiot. First he does enough coke to kill a village, then he tarnishes his own image by creating a home haven of porn stars, then he has the gull to actually sue CBS, Warner Bros. and Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre for $100 million, claiming wrongful termination after he had to abandon the show to undergo rehab treatments.
On March 7 Warner Bros. issued a statement about Sheen’s firing:
“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men’ effective immediately.”
To which Sheen responded with:
“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshis[expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.
In his lawsuit Sheen is stating that since he wasn’t fired through all his other transgressions in the past, the studio had no reason to fire him this time around.
Adding to the crazy that is Sheen, his own lawyer Marty Singer slams Lorre right from the start of the lawsuits filing, stating:
“Chuck Lorre, one of the richest men in television who is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, believes himself to be so wealthy and powerful that he can unilaterally decide to take money away from the dedicated cast and crew of the popular television series, Two and a Half Men (‘The Series’), in order to serve his own ego and self-interest, and make the star of the Series the scapegoat for Lorre’s own conduct.”
Sheen does give credit to the staff who are also suffering work loss, naming them as plaintiffs in the lawsuit, but let’s be honest here, he was hardly dedicated to the show as the suit claims, if he was he wouldn’t have ditched the set on various occasions costing the studio millions of dollars and he wouldn’t be slamming his co-stars, calling them trolls and other hurtful names.
Get a life Charlie Sheen and stop whining like a little drug overdosed baby.
