As you already know, Lindsay spent New Year’s in St. Barts. What you might have missed though is that her toes were not looking status quo like. I mean if you have ugly feet you have ugly feet, but there is no reason to walk around with half-painted toenails, it is just tacky. It can be hard enough trying to the crackhead image, but if you are just going to prepetuate it with your nasty toes then you deserve every bad thing that comes your way.
I mean, isn’t it enough that her sister was struggling with her swimsuit? My only guess was that she saw her sister’s swimsuit and figured she could get away with the sloppy toes because everyone would be too focused on what she was trying to pull off.
It’s a sound strategy I guess and I do the same thing with my little brother, except I don’t let him wear a swimsuit that is too small. Instead, I dress him up in a white robe with a hood and walk around with a rope. It seems to keep the attention off of me, but unfortunately for him lots of people give him a bit too much attention if you know what I mean.
You don’t? That is too bad. I wish I could help you out there, but I can’t.
