Tara Reid

All of this according to US Magazine. I never once seen her in a pic with a man and have to question this guy even exists. I mean, who really has the name Axtmann? It seems like one of those words you would use in a Snickers commercial when you need a break to come up for an excuse as to why your neighbor’s pet llama was found dead after you got done feeding it.

After some googling there are indeed pics of the couple together. I stand corrected. He exists, but doesn’t have a brain it seems. I’m not saying a woman of Tara’s caliber isn’t a catch for some guy out there, I’m just saying she isn’t a catch in this lifetime. That was harsh and I don’t care. I want it to be Friday already and now I have to deal with the fact that Tara Reid found a soulmate before me?

Something is wrong with this picture and I don’t mean the picture above. I mean the picture of life. It’s faded and taken with a crappy camera. I need to take a new picture of life that doesn’t involve a camera with the word ‘disposable’ in it. Polaroid time. Great, Victoria Beckham took off with my polaroid after our crazy night last week.

Life is rough.

I could write about Carrie Underwood being engaged or Tila Tequila being pregnant, but to be honest I could care less. So in my quest of not caring about anything today I figured I would do a post on the one celebrity that I could care the least about and that is Tara Reid.

She did Playboy this month as a photoshopped blowup doll that just isn’t going to work out the way she intended. In fact, does anything work out the way this girl intends? Acting career? Nope. Plastic surgery? Nope. Plastic surgery? Nope. Gravity? Nope. Plastic surgery? Nope.

I’m not trying to say anything, but we lose Brittany Murphy and get to keep Tara Reid. The gods smile upon us at their own greed. Thanks gods. Yeah I said gods meaning more than one and I used a lowercase ‘g’. You don’t want to get into a religious debate with me because I will own your face so quick you will be screaming Zeus’ anus faster than a unicorn grows a horn.

Dead serious.

Like Tara Reid will never get her stomach back type of serious and if you have seen her stomach you know that is the kind of serious you just don’t mess with.

 

From the current queen of excess to the previous holder…

What’s this we hear that Tara Reid is looking none too healthy these days. Paparazzi took pictures of her a while back looking quite thin in a bikini. We could assume that this may just be another diet that Reid is trying out but recent pictures of her are really showing an alarming loss of weight. Is she sick?