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Hit TV Show ‘Bones’ To Have Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” Killed

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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

The hit Fox TV show ‘Bones’ is making one of my dreams come true, they are killing the ‘Jersey Shores’ star “The Situation.”

Apparently Hart Hanson, the shows creator, is working to cast Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino as a murdered fitness guru who goes by the name Ritchie “The V” Genero. According to reports, the show will be based off the sub-culture created by the greasy haired and typically annoying “guido.”

Hanson says of the episode:

“We’re trying to get The Situation to play a murder victim. A guido is killed and Booth and Brennan enter that world to find out what happens. We’re not sure if it’ll happen or not. Talks are ongoing.” [Read more…] about Hit TV Show ‘Bones’ To Have Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” Killed

Celebrific Lowdown – May 17, 2010

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In the “fake plastic women you probably don’t want to see naked” dept, Rachel Itchypuss Uchitel will be au naturel for Playboy. Well in her case, au naturel means her plastic fantastic suit, thanks to a few surgeries. Itchypuss is the skank starf*cker mini-celebrity who reportedly conned Tiger Woods out of $10M for sleeping with him. (Tiger, buddy, a hooker would have cost you less and possibly have been more attractive.) That was actually Itchypuss’ sequel appearance in “How to Ruin a Celebrity Marriage.” Despite denials from Itchypuss, text message records show that she had a thing going with Bones’ David Boreanaz, who admitted cheating on wife Jamie Bergman, but who was smart enough to not pay her anything — yet. [Via TMZ]

After the recent floods that destroyed parts of Tennessee and two neighboring states, a number of musicians put on a flood relief telethon with performances and donations of their own. Brad Paisley and his wife Kimberly Williams-Paisley put in $100K, and the total take was $1.7M. But 20 year-old country music singer Taylor Swift had previously donated $500K of her own money. Well, that makes for about $2.2M, which is barely a dent in the $1B or more that cleanup and repair might cost. Maybe Itchypuss will contribute some of Tiger’s her $10M and whatever Playboy pays her.

Olsen Twin Ashley and boyfriend Justin Bartha (Hangover) are reported safe after a JFK flight to LaLaLand made an emergency landing due to an electrical fire and cracked windshield.

Sorry ladies, but if you haven’t and were hoping to hookup with Supernatural hunk Jensen Ackles, who plays the big brother Dean Winchester in one of the best “supernatural” TV shows ever, it’s too late. He and One Tree Hill actress Danneel Harris got hitched in Dallas over the weekend. The two costarred in the comedy Ten Inch Hero back in 20907.

Rachel Uchitel Says She’s Not David Boreanaz’s Mistress

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There’s a lot of cheating going in Hollywood (was it ever otherwise) and understandably there’s a lot of hurt. David Boreanaz’s wife Jaime Bergman says she’s still angry, but reputed gold-digging starf*cker Rachel Uchitel says she wasn’t the one with whom Boreanz had a fling, and she isn’t trying to extort any money from him. Well, I guess for now Itchypuss is happy with the reported $10M she got from Tiger Woods. Really, that much? For what? It’s not like word didn’t get out and save Woods lots of headache.

At any rate, the details of Boreanaz’s mystery woman will no doubt eventually surface thanks to the dirt-digging slime whose mission it is to find such information. Hey, stop pointing at me; I only report the dirt… or make it up. (For a very NSFW-speculation of Rachel Uchitel, read the always raunchy and funny dlisted.) But I sure hope it’s not Uchitel because Jaime Bergman is a far more attractive and classy woman. (Hey, her only listing in IMDB as an actress is as “Hot Model” in 1998’s Hard Ride. Although I’m not sure anyone other than the production crew and actors have heard of this flick, it’s gotta count for something, right?) Boreanaz has already done Jaime wrong, by his admission — a woman he’s had two kids with. What does it say for him if he fooled around with an unattractive tramp? Personally, I still think it’s his Bones co-star Emily Deschanel, who has a ton more class.

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