Lindsay Lohan Has Birkin Bag Stolen at Airport

 

After running around in Venice, Italy this week with her man Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan was on her way back to the States when she had her favorite, orange Birkin bag stolen at London’s Heathrow Airport.

Lohan’s Hermes Birkin bag reportedly contained over $1 million in jewelry, dumbass, and was stolen at Heathrow Airport Thursday afternoon.  Scotland Yard confirmed the incident only by stating, “theft of a bag at Heathrow Airport was reported to police by a 20-year-old woman.”

Apparently as Lindsay was leaving the Terminal One building, the teen queen noticed that the orange bag was missing from the suitcase trolley.  You know if I was traveling with a bag full of $1 million in jewelry, I can guarantee you that it would never get misplaced or lost or stolen- because I would never be that much of a dumbass in the first place or it would be handcuffed to my right wrist.  
 
Leslie Sloane, Lohan’s rep, confirmed the theft & expressed that Lohan is extremely upset over the theft. “She is begging for the return of the items,” Sloane stated. “She doesn’t care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back.”
 
Reportedly the bag also contained cash, jewelry, passport & cashmere sweater.  The cost of the bag alone is around $5,000.  Lohan is calling friends hysterically over the incident.  I guess she’s calling to tell them what a dumbass she is?
 
Scotland Yard is looking into the matter but have no suspects, as of yet.

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