Growing up no other chick on the planet made your pants tighter than Kelly Kapowski from Saved By The Bell. She was perfection. Great looks, great personality and had no problem letting two guys fight all over each other. When the show ended I didn’t know what to do with myself because I figured there would never be another TV fantasy girl that I could swoon over.
If you don’t know what swoon means then you just aren’t a true romantic. Swoon is when you cook a microwave dinner for the one you love, even when they ordered pizza. Give it a shot one day and you will see nothing but great results.
So um yeah, Kapowski. Say that name out loud. The POW just hits you like hard nipples in Greenland. She walked into a room and you couldn’t hear a pin drop because there was too much POW going on.
I will always miss you Kelly, I wish you had a longer career. What? You are trying to tell me that wasn’t her real name and she still acts? Kelly Kapowski was no actress, she is married to Zach and probably has 10 kids because Zach is a stud. Try your tricks on someone less informed.
Eat some AC Slater.
